Unexplained Destruction

  I have been on the road for over a year. Living with a 100+ pound puppy has its up and downs.. mostly ups.. 
 
- 3 mysteriously exploding beds 
- 4 self shredding towels
- invisible carpet shredding alien 

For some reason the expensive toys are unharmed except for the cheap squeaky squirrel thing.. That didn't last two days.. How many chomps before he can get to the center of the pop.

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I will remove the carpet once I catch the alien. Neo told me it happens while he is asleep.. Some guard dog he is... 

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!

He has been a celebrity at every stop.. Just the other day a 97 yr old lady was tickled pink. All she wanted to do was pet him.

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